Why You Are Single, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: you refuse to pick your battles because connections don’t feel “real” unless they’re intense

Taurus: you’re taking a “quick” break between codependent relationships

Gemini: you set a timer as soon as you start to catch feelings

Cancer: you resent anyone who isn’t immediately devoted to you, and feel suffocated by anyone who is

Leo: a real human never lives up to your fairytale fantasies

Virgo: nobody has time to read your multi-paragraph tinder bio

Libra: you share your wedding Pinterest board on the first date

Scorpio: you haven’t fully recovered from your 5th-grade heartbreak

Sagittarius: you’re planning to be an eligible bachelor until you’re at least 75

Capricorn: love is a responsibility & you have others to attend to first

Aquarius: you get suspicious if somebody is interested in you

Pisces: you’re still trying to cut ties with your last two exes & their moms