When The Zodiac Signs Text You Late At Night

Aries: “I’m outside with a wirecutter, wanna go for a walk?”

Taurus: “I know I said I was ok earlier but I’ve been thinking about it all day and actually I’m upset”

Gemini: “You’ll never guess what just happened”

Cancer: “Do you remember the color of the picnic blanket we sat on in the spring of 2013?”

Leo: “I realize I spent all day talking about myself and I just want to say that I love you and am ready to listen”

Virgo: “I was bored so I made a map of every person we’ve kissed in the past 5 years and…”

Libra: “I just want to tell you that I’m in love with you and I am definitely not drunk”

Scorpio: “I need help burying something…”

Sagittarius: “No one else wants to go dancing tonight and I refuse to go alone”

Capricorn: “I’ve been awake since 5 am trying to bullshit the assignment before class today”

Aquarius: “I just heard a noise and it was definitely a ghost”

Pisces: “I had a dream about you that was very concerning. Please call me”