What You Should Be Asking Each Zodiac Sign

What You Should Be Asking Each Zodiac Sign

Ask them about

Aries: how to end a relationship and be over it two hours later

Taurus: how much they hate their job

Gemini: who hooked up with whom to spite whoever else

Cancer: the last time they cried in the checkout line

Leo: their new but imperceptible haircut

Virgo: their opinions on your new partner

Libra: the comedy of errors that is their love life

Scorpio: their patented method of intimidating people into having a crush

Sagittarius: how the grass is literally greener in the south of France

Capricorn: what’s actually up with money???

Aquarius: their idea for a mars-centric astrology

Pisces: their psychoanalytic interpretation of a dream they had where a cow with human hands told them to stop worrying

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