The Zodiac Signs As Horrible Jokes
The Signs As Horrible Jokes
Aries: My sister bet me a 100 dollars I couldn’t build a car of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
Taurus: What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
Gemini: Where do animals go when their tails fall of? The retail store.
Cancer: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
Leo: How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
Virgo: What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1
Libra: What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Scorpio: What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.
Sagittarius: What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice.
Capricorn: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Aquarius: What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Pisces: Where did Napoleon hide his armies? In his sleevies.
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