The Signs At The Airport

The Signs At The Airport

The signs at the airport

Cancer: *hyperventilating* GUYS IM AFRAID OF FLYING!

Virgo: there’s nothing to worry about. The worst thing that would happen is the turbulines combust and we hurdle to our deaths.

*Cancer screams*

Gemini: hey it’ll be fine. First we go through the metal detector. Easy watch. *goes through metal detector and it blares* I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!

Pisces: you have a lighter on your pocket. Are you an arsonist?

Taurus: AHHH GUYS HELP ME!!! *is being dragged through the luggage line*

Leo: I’ll save you! *just gets stuck in the line too*

Libra: *takes a selfie* we’ve been waiting here forever. I mean seriously we got here two nights ago.

Scorpio: *starts to flirt with security guard and gets escorted off the premises*

Aquarius: *looks at Scorpio and cries* WE’LL BE HERE FOREVER!!!!

Aries: guys did you know they have a coffee and donut bar?! *mouth stuffed with donuts*

Sagittarius: the gaurd isn’t looking run!!!!

*everyone runs through the metal detector and it’s blaring*

Capricorn: *trips* guys help me! We’re friends!

Everyone: *laughs*

And then Capricorn got arrested.

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