The Signs At The Airport

The signs at the airport

Cancer: *hyperventilating* GUYS IM AFRAID OF FLYING!

Virgo: there’s nothing to worry about. The worst thing that would happen is the turbulines combust and we hurdle to our deaths.

*Cancer screams*

Gemini: hey it’ll be fine. First we go through the metal detector. Easy watch. *goes through metal detector and it blares* I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!

Pisces: you have a lighter on your pocket. Are you an arsonist?

Taurus: AHHH GUYS HELP ME!!! *is being dragged through the luggage line*

Leo: I’ll save you! *just gets stuck in the line too*

Libra: *takes a selfie* we’ve been waiting here forever. I mean seriously we got here two nights ago.

Scorpio: *starts to flirt with security guard and gets escorted off the premises*

Aquarius: *looks at Scorpio and cries* WE’LL BE HERE FOREVER!!!!

Aries: guys did you know they have a coffee and donut bar?! *mouth stuffed with donuts*

Sagittarius: the gaurd isn’t looking run!!!!

*everyone runs through the metal detector and it’s blaring*

Capricorn: *trips* guys help me! We’re friends!

Everyone: *laughs*

And then Capricorn got arrested.

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Who You Should Fight Based On Your Sign

Aries: Sagittarius

Taurus: Sagittarius

Gemini: Sagittarius

Cancer: Sagittarius

Leo: Sagittarius

Virgo: Sagittarius

Libra: Sagittarius

Scorpio: Sagittarius

Sagittarius: Good Fucking Luck

Capricorn: Sagittarius

Aquarius: Sagittarius

Pisces: Sagittarius

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Aries: selflessness, dark features, working good in teams, sharing things

Taurus: familiarity, loyalty, tenderness, sharing relaxing/intimate memories

Gemini: the details (sparkly eyes, high fives, clumsy grins, sighs), mysteries

Cancer: comfort, the color blue, people with golden hearts and snarky humor

Leo: clumsiness, cute laughs, gentle physical contact, messy hair, confidence

Virgo: (falls with) time, suits and ties, ponytails, aesthetical pre

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Evil on the outside, but sweet inside: Pisces, Leo, Capricorn

Evil on the outside, evil inside: Scorpio, Cancer, Virgo

Sweet on the outside, but evil inside: Aquarius, Gemini,

Sweet on the outside, sweet outside: Sagittarius, Taurus, Libra

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Aries- Being closed in, lacking freedom, being taken advantage of.

Taurus- Chaos, lack of security, betrayal, change.

Gemini- Boredom, the same old same old, the inability to communicate.

Cancer- Losing security, not being able to trust people, losing their home.

Leo- Being overlooked, ignored, betrayed. Be

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Aries:

They’re super hot

They offer to beat up anyone you don’t like

Tickle fights

Fun as hell

Taurus:

Always telling you how cute you are

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Aries: Why are you mad at me?

Taurus: How does your body withstand all that food?

Gemini: When are you going to shut up?

Cancer: How do you have that many tears inside you?

Leo: Can’t you be humble for once you cocky beast?

Virgo: Why don’t you stop cleaning and live?

Libra: Do you understand that you can’t flirt with everyone?

Scorpio: Can you please just tell me what’s going on in that sneaky little head of yours?

Sagitta

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Aries: yeah I AM hot. AND YOU’RE NOT! XP

Taurus: hahahahahaaa….- I know.

Gemini: haha thanks! you too….! *looks again* I guess… maybe in a darker room.

Cancer: *red face* tHNX *runs away*

Leo: THANK YOUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUU! I LOVE YOUR SHOES!

Virgo: wait until you know me. THATS HOT. but I guess you’ll never get to see that~~~

Libra: OWWWWwwwwwwwww<3333333 thats so sweet thank you!!<33 who’re you a

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The Signs At The Airport