When Shit Goes Wrong:
Aries: “OH SHIT”
Taurus: “lmao fuck my life”
Gemini: “…oh”
Cancer: “Might as well give up now”
Leo: “lol don’t care”
Virgo: “GOD FUCKIBG DAMN JT I HAD KNE FUCKING JOB DAMN IT”
Libra: *chillin*
Scorpio: “hahahahahaaaahahaaa shit”
Sagittarius: “life goes on”
Capricorn: *actually able to fix problem*
Aquarius: “what the actual fuck”
Pisces: *cries*
Signs as pickup lines
ARIES: "Is it hot in here, or is it just us?"
TAURUS: "Wanna know what this shirt is made of? Relationship material!"
GEMINI: "I've got A, E, and O—all I need is U and I ;)"
CANCER: "Do you have an extra heart? Mine was just stolen :P"
LEO: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
VIRGO: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you!"
LIBRA: "I must be in a museum because you'r
Proud of their
ARIES: Arsenal of comebacks
TAURUS: Glow-up
GEMINI: Flawless pronunciation while placing their order at a French restaurant
CANCER: Friends
LEO: "Altruistic" deeds
VIRGO: Performance in their role as the (strict) mom friend
LIBRA: No makeup makeup look
SCORPIO: Internet sleuthing skills
SAGITTARIUS: Mindset
CAPRICORN: Standardized test scores from high school
Conflict resolution strategies
ARIES: Ignoring problems until they blow up
TAURUS: Hiding in bed until the situation resolves itself
GEMINI: Seeing what WikiHow has to say about it
CANCER: Sulking until you get your way
LEO: Overcompensating with grand gestures
VIRGO: Listening attentively but resentfully
LIBRA: Self-flagellating, so people reassure you they're not that mad
SCORPIO: Going off-grid
SAGITTARI
Home is
ARIES: The place they spend the least amount of time possible
TAURUS: Where their bed is
GEMINI: The dance floor
CANCER: A memory of their childhood bedroom
LEO: The spotlight
VIRGO: Their favorite Architectural Digest feature
LIBRA: Wherever their friends are
SCORPIO: Their emotional vault that you can only enter by cracking a cipher, finding a hidden key, and answering three riddles
SAGITTARIUS: Wherever
Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo, Libra, Aries, Scorpio:
Once, you were casually flirting because you were bored, and now they are sending you daily good morning texts:
Well sh*t
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People: You're gonna end up alone cus you're too picky
Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus, Gemini, Leo: You all are gonna end up divorced cus you settle for less
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