When The Zodiac Signs Are Hungover

Hungover and

ARIES: Somehow still shows up at bottomless brunch

TAURUS: Using it as an excuse to cancel their evening plans

GEMINI: Taking selfies in front of the toilet for their Finsta

CANCER: Marathoning The Nanny all day like they would’ve done anyway

LEO: Calling out of work but finding enough energy to go to the spa

VIRGO: Making a weird remedy smoothie they found on TikTok

LIBRA: Managing to make sunglasses and a ratty old robe look chic

SCORPIO: Snapping at everyone like it’s their fault

SAGITTARIUS: Texting all the numbers they got last night to figure out who they are

CAPRICORN: Ordering the same sandwich they always get from the deli

AQUARIUS: Hiding in their room so nobody tries to take care of them

PISCES: Staring at the wall pondering their existence

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CAN FIGHTWANTS TOScorpioAriesVirgoAquarius

DOESN’T WANT TOSagittariusAquariusCancerTaurus

CAN’T FIGHTWANTS TOGeminiCapricornLeo

DOESN’T WANT TOPiscesLibra

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Cancer: Starts venting every time they catch you in the hallway

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Leo: Bottomless mimosas

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CancerPiscesLeoTaurusLibraAriesGeminiVirgoSagittariusScorpioAquariusCapricorn

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Dirty minded:ScorpioSagittariusLeoGeminiAriesAquarius

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When The Zodiac Signs Are Hungover