Do This To Attract The 12 Zodiac Signs

Aries: hand them a lasso and run

Taurus: take them on a very long walk

Gemini: ideally you’re already very interesting

Cancer: follow them around with an extra sweater

Leo: flash mob love declarations

Virgo: dress modestly with a decent haircut

Libra: learn to serenade them on the lyre

Scorpio: sacrifice a living thing

Sagittarius: invite them to move to France with you

Capricorn: fanny-pack full of kept promises

Aquarius: speak only in metaphors

Pisces: whisper their name sweetly into your pillow