WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE ย
Aries: God fucking damn it! breaks down the door ย
Taurus: Shit man! ย
Gemini: Fight me you stupid door! ย
Cancer: FUCK sobs YOU sobbing intensifies ย
Leo: Screams while Iying face down in a bed. ย
Virgo: This wouldnโt have happened if I had been wearing shoes. ย
Libra: Goodbye cruel world. ย
Scorpio: rips door off of hinges NO MORE! ย
Sagittarius: hits the door STOP! ย
Capricorn: bites their fist No, Iโm fine, I swear itโs totally not broken. ย
Aquarius: That door wasnโt there before! ย
Pisces: But why me?!
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