Zodiac Signs And Their Useless Powers

Aries – ability to change eye color

Taurus – ability to sneeze really quietly

Gemini – ability to brush teeth without wetting the toothbrush first

Cancer – ability to sleep on command

Leo – ability to smell things from afar

Virgo – ability to eat endlessly without feeling full

Libra – ability to summon buckets at all time

Scorpio – ability to turn off the light without getting up

Sagittarius – ability to walk in any height heals

Capricorn – ability to burp caramel

Aquarius – ability to talk in comic sans

Pisces – ability to not be scared by a toaster when your toast is done

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