The Signs As Parents
Aries: He rejected you? I’ll teach that little son of a mf a lesson takes out belt
Taurus: Idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party. you’re not going because I said so
Gemini: So tell me how’s everything going with Jacob? are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? yeah and how about Rachel?
Cancer: Did you take your jacket? are you sure you don’t want to take some snacks? remember to put on your seatbelt and don’t drive drunk!!
Leo: Tell me how I look with this outfit on
Virgo: How are your grades? are you struggling with math? let me help you
Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don’t forget your manners
Scorpio: Listen you a little piece of shit I’ll give you till the count of three
Sagittarius: I think you look like a goddamn homeless person change clothes
Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you
Aquarius: Imao do whatever you want I love you
Pisces: Hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time
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