Signs As King/Queen

Signs As King/Queen

Aries: One two three – I declare a war on flips coin ENGLAND

Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week
without rain, WE SHALL FEAST

Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don’t care about his trading policy

Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.

Leo: Let’s dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!

Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War

Libra: I’d like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let’s have a ball tonight!!!!!

Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru

Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???

Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER

Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now

Pisces: I don’t want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!

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Rebecca Baker

What Each Zodiac Sign Is Scared Of

Aries- Being closed in, lacking freedom, being taken advantage of.

Taurus- Chaos, lack of security, betrayal, change.

Gemini- Boredom, the same old same old, the inability to communicate.

Cancer- Losing security, not being able to trust people, losing their home.

Leo- Being overlooked, ignored, betrayed. Be

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Reasons To Date The Signs

Aries:

They’re super hot

They offer to beat up anyone you don’t like

Tickle fights

Fun as hell

Taurus:

Always telling you how cute you are

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Questions To Ask The Signs

Aries: Why are you mad at me?

Taurus: How does your body withstand all that food?

Gemini: When are you going to shut up?

Cancer: How do you have that many tears inside you?

Leo: Can’t you be humble for once you cocky beast?

Virgo: Why don’t you stop cleaning and live?

Libra: Do you understand that you can’t flirt with everyone?

Scorpio: Can you please just tell me what’s going on in that sneaky little head of yours?

Sagitta

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How Zodiac Signs React When You Call Them Hot

Aries: yeah I AM hot. AND YOU’RE NOT! XP

Taurus: hahahahahaaa….- I know.

Gemini: haha thanks! you too….! *looks again* I guess… maybe in a darker room.

Cancer: *red face* tHNX *runs away*

Leo: THANK YOUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUU! I LOVE YOUR SHOES!

Virgo: wait until you know me. THATS HOT. but I guess you’ll never get to see that~~~

Libra: OWWWWwwwwwwwww<3333333 thats so sweet thank you!!<33 who’re you a

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The Signs At A Buffet

Aries – Takes a lot of everything

Taurus – Goes straight for the desserts

Gemini – Takes pictures of their food

Cancer – Asks if they can take food home

Leo – Takes a little bit of everything

Virgo – Takes a lot but only eats about half of it

Libra – Only takes a little bit of food

Scorpio – Takes a lot of only one food

Sagittarius – Eats everything really slow

Capricorn – Gets a little bit at a time and goes

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Some Advice For Each Sign

Aries: Take a deep breath and appreciate the little things.

Taurus: Some times you just have to let it go.

Gemini: Don’t stress yourself out by doing too many things at once.

Cancer: Don’t bundle everything up inside. Everything will be okay.

Leo: See more positives in others.

Virgo: It’s okay to make mistakes.

Libra: Be yourself, not what others want you to be.

Scorpio: Your friends are here to support you. Listen to them.

Sagit

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The Signs As Boyfriends

Aries: Energetic boyfriend – Likes to challenge you and take you places. probably has a daddy kink.

Taurus: Actual sugar daddy – Will buy you things in exchange for hugs kisses.

Gemini: Bookworm boyfriend – Likes to talk all the time, but not about emotions or feelings.

Cancer: Little spoon – Definitely has a daddy kink.

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Signs As King/Queen