Why The Zodiac Signs Skipped The Party

Why The Zodiac Signs Skipped The Party

WHY THEY SKIPPED THE PARTY

Aries: Hosted a pregame that accidentally turned into its own rager.

Taurus: Doesn’t see why they should get dressed and leave the house just to talk to the friends they came with.

Gemini: Someone they have imaginary beef with will be there and they don’t want to ruin their night by showing up.

Cancer: One minute they were happily getting ready and the next minute they were in a foul mood.

Leo: Wanted people to notice their absence and ask if everything’s ok (it is).

Virgo: Had a strict self-imposed deadline for a home renovation project.

Libra: Checked the guest list and didn’t see anyone worth flirting with.

Scorpio: Their best friend needed help doing recon on a Hinge match.

Sagittarius: Is trying a wellness hack where they go to bed at 8 and wake up at 4

Capricorn: To get even with the host for skipping their party two years ago.

Aquarius: Was DJing a rave in Budapest remotely from their bedroom.

Pisces: The font on the event flyer reminded them of an ex’s handwriting.

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