Why The Signs Are Single
Aries: got cheated on
Taurus: in a relationship with food
Gemini: too busy dating themselves
Cancer: too ugly
Leo: trust issues
Virgo: too much pride
Libra: just broke up with their ex
Scorpio: has too many hoes
Sagittarius: in a relationship inside their mind
Capricorn: killed their ex
Aquarius: in love with someoneโs bae
Pisces: secretly dating an alien
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