Why Are The Zodiac Signs Hurt?
Hurt because…
Aries: they broke their collarbone tripping up the stairs
Taurus: people take their tenderness for granted
Gemini: there are too many mean Gemini memes in the world
Cancer: no one wished them a happy birthday (even though they claim not to care about birthdays)
Leo: no one has acknowledged them in the last 5 seconds
Virgo: you didn’t care enough to show up on time
Libra: their crush didn’t like their latest selfie
Scorpio: their boo liked someone else’s latest selfie
Sagittarius: they picked a fight with their best friend who now won’t talk to them
Capricorn: they’re sick of being forced to be the adult friend
Aquarius: global warming and human carelessness
Pisces: they preemptively trusted someone they shouldn’t have
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