When The Zodiacs Can’t fall Asleep

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When You Can’t Fall Asleep

Aries: Why am I still up?

Taurus: Is it going to be weird if I make funnel cake at 3 am?

Gemini: Maybe I should Google how to fall asleep fast

Cancer: I wonder what other people are doing right now

Leo: Do people like me?

Virgo: I have to be up in 3 hours

Libra: What should I wear tomorrow?

Scorpio: I should just call-in sick tomorrow

Sagittarius: I am cold

Capricorn: I wish my brain would be quiet

Aquarius: I need water… nope not getting up

Pisces: Well, I am screwed

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When You Can’t Fall Asleep

Aries: Why am I still up?

Taurus: Is it going to be weird if I make funnel cake at 3 am?

Gemini: Maybe I should Google how to fall asleep fast

Cancer: I wonder what other people are doing right now

Leo: Do people like me?

Virgo: I have to be up in 3 hours

Libra: What should I wear tomorrow?

Scorpio: I should just call-in sick tomorrow

Sagittarius: I am cold

Capricorn: I wish my brain would be quiet

Aquarius: I need water… nope not getting up

Pisces: Well, I am screwed

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