What The Signs Need:
Aries: A bottle of vodka
Taurus: A sugar daddy
Gemini: Some sex tbh
Cancer: Fuckboy repellent
Leo: To go on a shopping spree
Virgo: A blunt
Libra: A puppy or kitty
Scorpio: To drop out of school and become a stripper
Sagittarius: Two bottles of vodka
Capricorn: Their school to burn down
Aquarius: To get their life together tbh
Pisces: Better friends


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