What The Signs Would Be In Prison For
Aries: Hitting a police officer.
Taurus: Manslaughter.
Gemini: Car chase.
Cancer: Not paying taxes.
Leo: Shoplifting.
Virgo: Is actually innocent.
Libra: Facebook hacking.
Scorpio: Mass murder.
Sagittarius: Jumping into a fountain.
Capricorn: Trying to cash a stolen check.
Aquarius: Going into Area 51.
Pisces: Grew a massive field of weed.


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