The Zodiac Signs As Break-Up Lines

Aries: If you take the “L” out of LOVER, Its OVER.

Taurus: All good things must come to an end. As do all bad things.

Gemini: I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We’re not working out anymore.

Cancer: I think we need to become better strangers.

Leo: Hands over sock [insert name] is free.

Virgo: They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.

Libra: Dang, you’re looking like a snack but I’m going on a diet.

Scorpio: I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.

Sagittarius: Hey babe, are you in a tunnel? We’re breaking up.

Capricorn: It’s not you, it’s me.

Aquarius: You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.

Pisces: You remind me of Halley’s Comet. I don’t wanna see you again for another 74 years.