Signs and their Usual Thoughts
Aries: T U R N U P
Taurus: Wat
Gemini: What if I was in a horror film?
Cancer: hungry
Leo: WAT
Virgo: well shit. what am I supposed to do?
Libra: (literally any song)
Scorpio: help
Sagittarius: why did they show a slight change of emotions what did I do
Capricorn: aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Aquarius: (wake me up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE (can’t wake up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE (SAVE MEE)
Pisces: (ponders life questions)
Signs telling jokes
Laughs at their own jokes: Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Tells fandom jokes: Cancer, Scorpio, Libra, Aries
Tells jokes so punny and cheesy they’re bad: Virgo, Gemini, Pisces, Capricorn
How the Signs Act around Friend’s Pet
Non-stop playing: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo
Completely ignores friend to cuddle with their pet: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces, Libra
Picks up pet and leaves: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
The “can’t function around their crush or anyone remotely attractive” Squad
Gemini, Cancer, VIRGO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, PISCES
How to Break the Sign’s Trust
Aries: Anger them
Taurus: Get caught in a lie
Gemini: Talk shit about them
Cancer: Lead them on
Leo: Ignore them
Virgo: Leave them
Libra: Be hypocritical
Scorpio: Betray them
Sagittarius: Hide something
Capricorn: Be irresponsible
Aquarius: Be shallow
Pisces: Hurt them
Will not put up with your bullshit squad
Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces
The Truth behind the Signs
The loneliest people are the kindest: Virgo, Cancer, Aries, Gemini
The saddest people smile the brightest: Pisces, Leo, Taurus, Libra
The most damaged people are the wisest: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio
The Signs when Growing Up
Loud: Aries, GEMINI, Leo, Sagittarius
Shy: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
Shady: SCORPIO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
Popular: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Smart: VIRGO, Capricorn
Stubborn: Aries, TAURUS, Scorpio
Nice: Libra, Pisces
Mean: Scorpio, SAGITTARIUS, Aquarius
Sign’s Age
Looks 10, is actually 25: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
Looks 25, is actually 10: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
You can’t tell if they are 13 or 18
Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Aquarius