Zodiac Signs As Therapy
As Therapy
ARIES : Angry crying in the middle of the gym
TAURUS : Asking for advice in order to ignore it
GEMINI : Getting a chin implant
CANCER : Adopting a hamster and naming it Self-Compassion
LEO : Rent a theater and invite all their friends to a performance where they sob on stage in a clown costume
VIRGO : Reorganizing their mason jar collection filled with their various anxieties
LIBRA : Talking about literally anything other than their emotions
SCORPIO : Chaining themselves in a dungeon somewhere with only a pen, a stack of paper, and a sleeve of saltines
SAGITTARIUS : Ditching work to go to a museum
CAPRICORN : Using intense pressure to turn their emotions into coal and eventually a diamond
AQUARIUS : Reading up on what dead philosophers have to say about emotions and “experience”
PISCES : Using their tears to watercolor the word “tender” on a napkin in balloon letters
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