Zodiac Signs Airport Personalities

ARIES: Rides the moving walkway back and forth for fun

TAURUS: Tries to board first even though they’re in the last zone

GEMINI: Gets side-eyed by the TSA because their passport picture is from when they had a completely different look

CANCER: At the bar nursing a white wine and staring wistfully into space

LEO: Guards strangers’ bags with their life while they use the bathroom

VIRGO: Arrives six hours early for a domestic flight

LIBRA: Forgot their boarding pass but remembered to package all their hair products in 3.4-ounce bottles

SCORPIO: Scans the lounge for someone to join the mile high club with

SAGITTARIUS: Almost misses their flight and has to sprint through the terminal in impractical shoes

CAPRICORN: Has strategized every reward miles opportunity to get the best deal

AQUARIUS: Imagines elaborate background stories for everyone they see

PISCES: Doesn’t realize their passport expired three years ago