Zodiac Signs After Getting Dumped

ARIES: Rebounds very quickly and publicly

TAURUS: Still gets invited to hang out with their ex’s friends

GEMINI: Wants their ex more than they did during the relationship

CANCER: Helps their ex process their feelings about dumping them

LEO: Convinces themselves and anyone who will listen that their ex just couldn’t handle how much they loved them

VIRGO: Eternal Sunshine-s their ex’s existence out of their memory

LIBRA: Downplays their relief because they’d been thinking of ending things for a while and now they don’t have to

SCORPIO: Vents to one designated friend after they sign an NDA

SAGITTARIUS: Finally acknowledges that they were in a relationship

CAPRICORN: Plans how they’ll reject their ex when they come crawling back

AQUARIUS: Pretends to feel nothing till they genuinely feel nothing

PISCES: Buys a set of watercolor paints and ends up with a dozen abstract portraits of their ex