Why The Zodiac Signs Are Single

ARIES – Refusing to pick your battles because connections don’t feel “real” unless they’re intense

TAURUS – Taking a quick break between codependent relationships

GEMINI – You set a timer as soon as you start to catch feelings

CANCER – You resent anyone who isn’t immediately devoted to you and feel suffocated by anyone who is

LEO – A real human could never live up to your fairytale fantasies

VIRGO – Nobody has time to read your multi-paragraph Tinder bio

LIBRA – Shared your wedding Pinterest board on the first date

SCORPIO – Haven’t fully recovered from your 5th-grade heartbreak

SAGITTARIUS – Planning to be an eligible bachelor until you’re at least 75

CAPRICORN – Love is a responsibility and you have others to attend to first

AQUARIUS – You think it’s suspicious if somebody is interested in you

PISCES – Still trying to cut ties with your last two exes & their moms