What’s The Catch With These Zodiac Signs?

Aries: Declares feelings for you… at inappropriate times

Taurus: Makes you feel at home… by never taking you out

Gemini: Introduces you to friends… as their friend

Cancer: Genuinely loves you… after only two weeks

Leo: Proudly shows you off… because their ex is near

Virgo: Notices things about you… and points them all out

Libra: Loves being with you… and everyone else

Scorpio: Drops everything for you… then drops you

Sagittarius: Full of surprises… when you want stability

Capricorn: Accepts your dark side… because it enables theirs

Aquarius: Would totally marry you… if they believed in all that

Pisces: Writes poetry about you… but doesn’t text back