What Qualities Makes Each Zodiac Sign Undateable?
Why they’re undateable
ARIES: Won’t text back unless you happen to catch them in a brief window of interest
TAURUS: Will never concede that they’re wrong
GEMINI: Dating them is like dating their entire friend group
CANCER: Everything you do secretly hurts them
LEO: Uses your eyes as a mirror to stare back at themselves
VIRGO: Doesn’t understand that their “logical” way of approaching things is just as subjective as your feelings
LIBRA: The Black Swan feeling that they’re slowly turning into you
SCORPIO: Their “love eyes” feel like a cat eyeing its prey
SAGITTARIUS: Will dump you as soon as they’ve gotten enough memoir fodder
CAPRICORN: They’re the elevator music of lovers
AQUARIUS: Will never love you as much as they love their ideals
PISCES: They’re definitely psychoanalyzing you in their diary
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