What Do You Want For Christmas?

SANTA: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

ME: 5 BILLION DOLLARS.

SANTA: COME ON NOW… BE REALISTIC. THAT’S A HARD WISH TO FULFILL.

ME: OKAY. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STOP OVERTHINKING.

SANTA: WHICH BANK DO YOU WANT THE MONEY DEPOSITED IN?

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