The Zodiac Signs And Their Longest Relationships
Longest relationship
ARIES: A rival yogi from their four-week vinyasa workshop
TAURUS: The Trader Joe’s sample person they see every Sunday
GEMINI: Their best friend’s ex they dated for two weeks to gain insight into their relationship
CANCER: Their high school sweetheart (despite briefly breaking up to explore the dating scene)
LEO: The paediatrician they saw until 25 because Zocdoc is overwhelming
VIRGO: A hot mess who unknowingly inspired their self-help book
LIBRA: The life coach who’s helping them overcome their executive functioning problems
SCORPIO: Their roommate turned lover turned back to roommate
SAGITTARIUS: An elf they see once a year at the Renaissance Faire
CAPRICORN: Their Al personal assistant
AQUARIUS: A Letterboxed reviewer they flirt with in the comments but have never met face-to-face
PISCES: The person they sat next to and brushed knees with during a Valentine’s Day double feature of Before Sunrise and Before Sunset
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