Ego Trips Of Each Zodiac Signs

Ego Trips Of Each Zodiac Signs

Ego Trips

ARIES: Interrupts a group meeting to talk about their personal drama that they started for themselves by threatening fight someone on Twitter

TAURUS: Actually believes there are alligators living in the New York sewer
system and no evidence can convince them otherwise

GEMINI: Pretends to be pissed about all the shit Geminis get, but actually lives for it

CANCER: Force feeds you baked goods even though you’re not hungry because they need to feel needed

LEO: “The only bad thing people can say about Leos is that we have a big ego, which is like, whatever lol”

VIRGO: Is a published author, black belt in jiu jitsu, CPR certified, plays 3 different instruments, and still talks about how unsuccessful they are

LIBRA: Gossips about how other people are gossips

SCORPIO: Will fight for a relationship they know they don’t want just so they can be the one who ends it.

SAGITTARIUS: Literally takes their ego all the way to Spain and brags about the view of the Mediterranean

CAPRICORN: Considers themselves a vigilante for sorting out recyclables from the work trash can

AQUARIUS: Would happily listen to a contact mic recording of someone peeling an avocado if you told them it was “noise music”

PISCES: Has been too in their head to help out with any chores around the house but is somehow still the victim

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