Overhearing From Outside The Bedroom Door Of Zodiac Signs

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Overhearing From Outside The Bedroom Door Of Zodiac Signs

Overheard from outside their bedroom door

ARIES: Slamming drawers and muffled swearing

TAURUS: Alarm getting snoozed for the 5th time

GEMINI: Rehearsing imaginary arguments aloud

CANCER: Their best friend venting over Facetime

LEO: Off-key singing

VIRGO: Passive-aggressive sighs

LIBRA: Proust audiobook

SCORPIO: Animal noises

SAGITTARIUS: Their loud-a$$ laugh

CAPRICORN: A 10-hour white noise YouTube video

AQUARIUS: Making experimental music with a blender and 2 forks

PISCES: Sufjan Stevens at maximum volume

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