If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Donโt you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly canโt think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything youโre supposed to read? Do you think everything youโre supposed to think? Buy what youโre told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove youโre alive. If you donโt claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
โ Chuck Palahniuk
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