If You Are Reading This Then This Warning Is For You

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If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Donโ€™t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly canโ€™t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything youโ€™re supposed to read? Do you think everything youโ€™re supposed to think? Buy what youโ€™re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove youโ€™re alive. If you donโ€™t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

โ€“ Chuck Palahniuk

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