How The Signs Died
Aries: Jesus took the wheel.
Taurus: Ate too much junk foods.
Gemini: Depressed to death by heartbreak.
Cancer: Died under mysterious circumstances.
Leo: Tried to steal an oscar award.
Virgo: Died from awesome sex.
Libra: Thought the glue was yogurt.
Scorpio: Sacrificed life to Satan.
Sagittarius: Heart attack.
Capricorn: Fell off the stage trying to touch Nicki’s butt.
Aquarius: Hit by a Bible.
Pisces: Bled to death by the period.
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How The Signs Died
Aries: Jesus took the wheel.
Taurus: Ate too much junk foods.
Gemini: Depressed to death by heartbreak.
Cancer: Died under mysterious circumstances.
Leo: Tried to steal an oscar award.
Virgo: Died from awesome sex.
Libra: Thought the glue was yogurt.
Scorpio: Sacrificed life to Satan.
Sagittarius: Heart attack.
Capricorn: Fell off the stage trying to touch Nicki’s butt.
Aquarius: Hit by a Bible.
Pisces: Bled to death by the period.
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