Heaven is Where

Heaven is where…
the police are Aries
the actors are Leo
the cooks are Cancer
the lawyers are Scorpio
the teachers are Sagittarius
the psychologists are Virgo
the journalists are Gemini
the economists are Taurus
the lovers are Libra
the scientists are Aquarius
the artists are Pisces
and the whole thing is organized by Capricorn

Hell is where…
the police are Libra
the actors are Taurus
the cooks are Gemini
the lawyers are Cancer
the teachers are Scorpio
the psychologists are Aries
the journalists are Virgo
the economists are Pisces
the lovers are Aquarius
the scientists are Leo
the artists are Capricorn
and the whole thing is organized by Sagittarius