How The Zodiac Signs Justify Their Action

Aries: “I flipped a coin”

Taurus: “I thought about this for a very long time before acting”

Gemini: “I was drunk” (even when they were sober)

Cancer: “I did what was best for you”

Leo: “I’m just trying to be true to myself”

Virgo: “Google says I’m right”

Libra: “Everyone else was doing it”

Scorpio: “We’re all going to die anyway”

Sagittarius: “It felt right in the moment”

Capricorn: “It’s the rule”

Aquarius: “Moral relativism”

Pisces: “I was just overwhelmed”