Zodiac Signs In Quarantine
Aries: It was their birthday and they are pissed about it
Taurus: If I bake cookies 4 times a week maybe it’ll all go away
Gemini: Has an exercise routine that they did for maybe 3 days and now they just spend 3 hours making every meal to kill time
Cancer: Binge watching old movies and ofcourse cooking as a form of self-care.
Leo: Breaks quarantine rules to hang out with their friends at least once a week
Virgo: Talks to their therapist over the phone once a week; is actually doing okay because they sort of hate talking to people anyways so this is kinda neat
Libra: Actually trying really hard to better themselves, you are doing great sweetie
Scorpio: The one who is taking self- isolation pretty seriously, dude you can try some online dating thing.
Sagittarius: The one who is probably surfing the internet to check out interesting holiday destinations they will be visiting post lockdown
Capricorn: Has yelled at multiple people over snapchat about breaking quarantine
Aquarius: Tried to smoke crack
Pisces: Cries on their private story and their insta and on facetime and literally everywhere else.
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