The Signs As Cats
Aries: Cat that rubs its asshole on your eye while you’re asleep
Taurus: Cat that will only eat if you’re not looking at it
Gemini: Outside cat that gets just close enough that you can almost pet it and then runs away
Cancer: Cat that shreds all your favorite books
Leo: The realest cat you’ll ever meet
Virgo: Cat that climbs too high and you have to get it down
Libra: Cat that watches you in the bathroom
Scorpio: Cat you find with your dirty underwear
Sagittarius: Super clingy cat that hisses when you dont pay attention to it every 5 seconds
Capricorn: Cat that pees on the carpet
Aquarius: Cat that you see once and fall in love with and then goes to live with other cats
Pisces: Cat that sleeps in the litter box
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