The Zodiacs When Drunk ย
Aries: Wakes up with bruises.
Taurus: Left the bar early to go get food. ย
Gemini Has heart to heart with someone they just met. ย
Cancer: Initiating shotsโฆcrying somewhere 2 hours later.
Leo: Flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories. ย
Virgo: Never drunk enough, would rather be at home. ย
Libra: Disappears to go hook up with someone. ย
Scorpio: Either plastered drunk or completely sober. Makes it their mission to get laid. ย
Sagittarius: Never wants the night to end. โAfter party?!โ
Capricorn: Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out. ย
Aquarius: No one knows what theyโre laughing at. ย
Pisces: Most likely to black out. ย
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