The Zodiacs When Drunk

The Zodiacs When Drunk ย 

Aries: Wakes up with bruises.

Taurus: Left the bar early to go get food. ย 

Gemini Has heart to heart with someone they just met. ย 

Cancer: Initiating shotsโ€ฆcrying somewhere 2 hours later.

Leo: Flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories. ย 

Virgo: Never drunk enough, would rather be at home. ย 

Libra: Disappears to go hook up with someone. ย 

Scorpio: Either plastered drunk or completely sober. Makes it their mission to get laid. ย 

Sagittarius: Never wants the night to end. โ€œAfter party?!โ€

Capricorn: Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out. ย 

Aquarius: No one knows what theyโ€™re laughing at. ย 

Pisces: Most likely to black out. ย 

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