The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Daisy Simon

The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse

Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.

Cancer: Gets shit done, but complains they have to do everything.

Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily.

Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant.

Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.

Scorpio: Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt.

Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies.

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent.

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit by a zombie.

Pisces: Cries.

Published On:

January 28, 2021

Last updated on:

February 7, 2025

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Daisy Simon

I’m Daisy Simon, member of the Editorial Team at Minds Journal, who loves exploring the cultural zeitgeist through cinema, and pop culture. I hold a degree in Sociology and I write on topics like lifestyle, relationships, feminism, mental health, and how they all connect to the world we live in today. My goal is to spark honest conversations that people can relate to and help us better understand the challenges and ideas shaping our generation.

Disclaimer: The informational content on The Minds Journal have been created and reviewed by qualified mental health professionals. They are intended solely for educational and self-awareness purposes and should not be used as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. If you are experiencing emotional distress or have concerns about your mental health, please seek help from a licensed mental health professional or healthcare provider.

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