Zodiac Signs And Love
Aries: You love like a sick skateboard trick.
Impressively, but with a constant threat of knee-shattering.
Taurus: You love like smell-o-vision.
You add taste and dimension to things that did not need it. Your love may not improve everything it touches, but it certainty makes it more memorable.
Gemini: You love like an abandoned basement.
You do so with far far too many rats.
Cancer: You love like a man attempting to perform surgery with a nintendo 64 controller.
You understand that sometimes its not about success, its about breaking moulds people didn’t even know existed.
Leo: You love like brain death.
Relaxing, in your own way.
Virgo: You love like a motivational speaker.
Hypnotic in your likeability, doubtful in your usefulness, but when has love ever needed to be useful?
Libra: You love like a man undergoing the transformation.
Acutely aware to an unsettling degree of your teeth.
Scorpio: You love like a sinkhole.
Patient, open, destructive in how all that stray into your life become a part of you.
Sagittarius: You love like a spectral locomotive.
Gentle despite your incredible speed, and with a belly full of ghosts.
Capricorn: You love like the endless void of space.
Broadly, quietly, and with only occasional explosions given your scale.
Aquarius: You love like an apiary.
Full of sweet hidden nectar guarded by swarms of stinging insects.
Pisces: You love like a body pillow full of snakes.
Confusingly, full of danger and strange motion beneath a slightly embarrassing skin.
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