SANTA: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
ME: 5 BILLION DOLLARS.
SANTA: COME ON NOWโฆ BE REALISTIC. THATโS A HARD WISH TO FULFILL.
ME: OKAY. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STOP OVERTHINKING.
SANTA: WHICH BANK DO YOU WANT THE MONEY DEPOSITED IN?
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