The Signs Visit An Aquarium
Aries: Will you give me five bucks if I swallow a live fish?
Taurus: Omg they actually sell seafood here, that’s so sad, but tbh let’s get some.
Gemini: Guys I’m actually fluent in whale language, makes annoying whale noises.
Cancer: How can these fish stay underwater so long without taking a breath?
Leo: I found Nemo hahaha!
Virgo: Omg I want a dolphin, how much money is a dolphin.
Libra: Gets stung by jellyfish, aww it likes me!
Scorpio: How do whales have sex?
Sagittarius: Good thing I brought my swimsuit, somehow breaks into fish tank.
Capricorn: Where can I apply to be an aquatic wildlife handler? I want to work with these beautiful animals.
Aquarius: Buys an artsy starfish souvenir from the gift shop, because I’m a star!
Pisces: Where’s the mermaid exhibit though?
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