The Signs As Beverages

The Signs As Beverages

As beverages:

ARIES: A shaken-up soda that explodes all over you.

TAURUS: The purest natural spring water.

GEMINI: A cocktail made from random items found in the fridge.

CANCER: The sugary milk left over after eating a bowl of cereal.

LEO: Bottomless mimosas.

VIRGO: Chamomile tea with lemon and honey in their favorite mug.

LIBRA: Red wine they ordered because they think it makes them look classy, but secretly wish was rosé.

SCORPIO: Whiskey neat, to be sipped while brooding in a mahogany leather armchair.

SAGITTARIUS: A hidden bottle of Smirnoff Ice waiting to be found by its victim.

CAPRICORN: Overpriced sparkling water served ice-cold.

AQUARIUS: Craft beer from a local microbrewery.

PISCES: A Diet Coke that was forgotten about after four sips.

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