The Alternate Reality Of The Zodiac Signs

Aka The Zodiac Signs

Aries aka the intensely independent person who needs somebody

Taurus aka the extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done

Gemini aka the person you think is an idiot but actually a damn genius

Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re not good enough

Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy

Virgo aka the chill-looking person who is absolutely not chill on the inside

Libra aka the eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model

Scorpio aka the person you think is an angry demon but actually just irritated

Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world

Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have fun with

Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause

Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm