Who Are The Zodiac Signs Trying To Impress?

Who Are The Zodiac Signs Trying To Impress?

Whoโ€™re You Trying To Impress?

Aries: strangers at the gym

Taurus: the bartender, by ordering a fancy, barely drinkable drink

Gemini: Their therapist, with how chaotic their life is

Cancer: their friendsโ€™ parents

Leo: their ex who they โ€œLiterally donโ€™t care about anymoreโ€

Virgo: the grocery store checkout person, with their healthy food

Libra: cool acquaintances more than their closest friends

Scorpio: people at the dog park, with how well-behaved their puppy is

Sagittarius: the boutique salesperson, by buying something way out of their budget

Capricorn: the plumber, with how much they know about plumbing and how many things they tried before calling

Aquarius: the algorithm, by only interacting with highbrow content

Pisces: the barista, by rolling their eyes at the annoying people in line in front of them and then being the perfect patron

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