Whom The Zodiac Signs Are Trying To Impress

Whom The Zodiac Signs Are Trying To Impress

Trying to impress

ARIES: Strangers at the gym

TAURUS: The bartender, by ordering a fancy, barely drinkable drink

GEMINI: The algorithm, by only interacting with highbrow content

CANCER: Their therapist with how chaotic their life is

LEO: Their ex who they “literally don’t care about anymore”

VIRGO: The grocery store checkout person with their healthy food

LIBRA: Cool acquaintances more than their closest friends

SCORPIO: The plumber with how much they know about plumbing and how many things they tried before calling

SAGITTARIUS: The boutique salesperson, by buying something way out of their budget

CAPRICORN: Their friends’ parents

AQUARIUS: People at the dog park with how well-behaved their puppy is

PISCES: The barista, by rolling their eyes at the annoying people in line in front of them and then being the perfect patron

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