12 Zodiac Signs At A Party
Signs at a party…
Aries: points out how they would have arranged the decorations differently if it was their party
Taurus: only comes so they can show off their outfit
Gemini: forces everyone to play an apocalypse survival game
Cancer: hangs mistletoe even though it’s not Christmas
Leo: spends an hour gossiping in the bathroom and holding up the line
Virgo: answers the door and takes people’s coats all night even though it’s someone else’s house
Libra: flirts with everyone but decides to go home alone
Scorpio: ignores everyone but still goes home w/ the hottest guest
Sagittarius: asks if the snacks are vegan but is not vegan
Capricorn: brings fancy liquor in a monogrammed flask and refuses to share
Aquarius: shows up in costume even though it’s not a theme party
Pisces: connects intensely with someone they’ll never see again
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