Realistic New Year Resolutions Of The Zodiac Signs
Realistic resolutions…
Aries: Break only one of each: a heart, a bone, a glass
Taurus: Unsubscribe from the mailing lists you’ve signed up for over the years
Gemini: If you’re not going to be honest, at least be consistent
Cancer: Cry in public, because it’s cool now
Leo: Learn how to cook a meal without dirtying all your dishes
Virgo: Pretend to listen to other people’s advice
Libra: Decide on your favorite color
Scorpio: See one friend at least once a week
Sagittarius: Show up no more than 15 minutes late
Capricorn: Show up no more than 15 minutes early
Aquarius: Answer people’s messages the same day
Pisces: Drink more water, not just coffee
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