Well, in my defense, Black Friday comes with the promise of epic deals!

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Seems real enough!

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Maybe they’ll find a discount on responsibility in aisle 5.

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Who cares? There’s 50 cents off on candles!

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Next year I will be rich I promise!

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Waiting for the right time is my forte!

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A Butterfly Flies Out, LOL!

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Maybe next year we will meet the target!

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I guess someone stole all my money!

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Yeah because I am broke!

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