Aries: Wait, what?
Taurus: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want.
Gemini: Please be twins.
Cancer: Already has room themes picked out.
Leo: My kid is going to be even more perfect than I am.
Libra: Celebratory round of shots… “oh fuck”
Scorpio: Ew what?
Capricorn: Happy crying
Aquarius: Apologizes to future child.
Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG!