Zodiac Signs On The Aux

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Zodiac Signs On The Aux

On The Aux

ARIES : Blasts Nu Metal and talks over it at an even higher volume

TAURUS : Puts on the playlist they’ve been listening to since eighth grade

GEMINI : Keeps switching songs in the middle of the track

CANCER : Ruins the vibes with folk songs in haunting children’s voices

LEO : Sings along hoping that somebody will compliment them

VIRGO : Doesn’t make a queue, chooses every song in real-time based on the precise shifts in people’s moods

LIBRA : Keeps promising that the ten-minute song is about to get good

SCORPIO : Picks a dark ambient track with morbid lyrics and says, “This song makes me miss my ex”

SAGITTARIUS : Listens to dance music regardless of the scenario

CAPRICORN : Turns the volume down in small increments until everyone is sitting in silence

AQUARIUS : Only plays obscure demos on Bandcamp

PISCES : Puts on the relaxing ocean scape playlist they fall asleep to every night

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